Ahaha, me and Shanny are HILARIOUS. (but you already knew thaaat xD)

Moose:
http://danielhedin.com/nopleaseno.jpg
Moose: I'm scared to look.
Moose: What is that?
Shannon : Um...What is it, like, supposed to be
Shannon : ?
Moose: I have no freaking idea.
Moose: They were just all.
Shannon : I haven't looked, my mom's in the room. Is it bad?
Moose: AH.
Moose: I don't know.
Moose: I'm afraid to look at it.
Shannon : Okay, hold on, I
Shannon : 'll
Moose: I guess it's just creepy.
Shannon : look when I get the chance.
Moose: But I'm scared. LoL.
Moose: Okies.
Shannon : Ahahahhaaha,
Shannon : It's just a real ugly girl.
Moose: Like, would it creep me out?
Shannon : Nah.
Shannon : Well, maybe.
Shannon : It doesn't look very real.
Shannon : Just...ugly,
Moose: I'll hold off till tomorrow.
Shannon : Posted.
Moose: 'cuz I'm still scared. LoL.
Shannon : Short post is short.
Shannon : xD
Shannon : She just has big eyes and a weird shaped face.
Shannon : It's actually kinda funny,
Moose: LoL.
Moose: Oops, posted.
Moose: xD
Shannon : Lol.
Shannon : Posted.
Shannon : Man, we need to make this conversation more interesting. xD
Moose: LoL, yeah.
Moose: What should we do?
Shannon : I dunno. xD
Shannon : Um...
Shannon : WHat's an interesting topic we could bring up>
Shannon : ?
Moose: Um.
Moose: I could ask what Eilemaiden you're from.
Moose: And you could say Dian.
Moose: And I'll be, isn't Rowan your Overloridian?
Moose: And you'll be yeah.
Moose: And I'll be like, he just broke my ex-best friends heart.
Moose: And you'll be like, wow, really? I'm sorry.
Moose: And I'll be, no it's okay. It made me happy.
Shannon : Actually I
Shannon : DAMMIT
Moose: LoL.
Shannon : I'll be like, well she was your EX-friend, so who cares?
Shannon : He's cynical like that.
Moose: I'll be all, not me.
Moose: I hate her guts.
Moose: And you'll be all, why?
Moose: And I'll be 'cuz she's a freaking backstabber, that's why!
Shannon : I'll be all, what did she do?
Moose: And I'll be all, she hates me 'cuz I'm black.
Shannon : xD
Moose: *clears throat* I mean, because I'm from Ughdarras.
Moose: But I don't care 'cuz Ughdarras ROCKS.
Moose: And you'll be all, so does Dian.
Moose: And I'll be all yeah, but Cuir sucks.
Moose: And then we'll dance around a fire hooting like Indians.
Shannon : And I'll be all, HEY MY MOM IS FROM CUIR
Moose: Or that.
Moose: And I'll be all, haha, I was kidding.
Moose: NOT.
Moose: Your mom is a gutter whore.
Moose: Just like you.
Moose: You gutter whore.
Shannon : He'll be all, YEAH SO?
Moose: And I'll be all, nothing.
Moose: I actually think it's kinda cool.
Shannon : For your INFORMATION, I do it for money and she did it FOR FREE.
Moose: And I'll be all, yeah, that's the way to do it.
Shannon : Then I'll be like, oh, got fifty bucks?
Moose: You darn better get paid for it.
Moose: And I'll be like yeah, but I'd rather use it on your ferret.
Moose: OH BURRRN.
Shannon : I'd be all, whoa, bestiality, you freak.
Moose: Then I'll be like, naw, just kiddin bro, lets hit the sheets.
Shannon : Then they have the secks
Shannon : Right then and there.
Moose: And I'll drag you home all drunk and we have secks all over the place.
Moose: Like, on the table.
Shannon : And Alecis shows up and joins us.
Moose: And on my little brother's bed.
Moose: While he's in it.
Shannon : And you're all, NO WAI BIOTCH
Moose: That's right.
Shannon : And he joins in
Shannon : How old is he?
Moose: Alecis, get outta towwwn.
Shannon : Doesn't matter.
Shannon : And I'll be like, did you post?
Moose: That's right.
Moose: And I'll be like, oops, I was having fun having secks with my brother, ex-best friend, and next to stranger.