FORTUNATELY/UNFORTUNATELY

Ever played this game? It's a barrel of laughs. You start with a basic premise, like:

Bob went on a walk through the woods.

Then the next person to post says, "Fortunately, it was a sunny day and Bob had his favorite brand of trail mix!"

And the person after that says, "Unfortunately, he didn't have a compass and didn't know these woods."

Then the next person might say, "Fortunately, his friend Joe was there to guide him!" And so on. It's pretty fun. So here's our premise:

Helga wore a pink dress to school on Monday.

Fortunately, pink was a very flattering color on Helga.

Unfortunately, on her way to second period, she stopped in the bathroom. As she left the bathroom some girls behind her noticed that she had accidentally tucked the back of the dress into her panties.

Fortunately one of the girls was her friend and she kindly pointed it out to Helga before she had made it too far down the halls. Slightly embarrassed yet relieved to have caught the mistake, she went to her locker to grab her algebra book.

Unfortunately, her locker's contents - the mountain of things just jammed into the locker- all decided to come tumbling out into the hallway.

Fortunately a hot nice guy helped her shove the shit back in her locker.

Unfortunately, the hot nice guy wasn't really nice. He expected something sexual from her in return for his wasted time with the shit and the locker and the shoving.