Life Advice

So, have you guys got any lessons to live by? Something that is important to you, or something that helps you along in life? Share yours here, make the world a better place.

Here's mine:
~Just because you can throw a rock at your sister doesn't mean you should.

~Don't be afraid of heights; be afraid of falling from them.

~You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

-if someone is doing something on the road that looks illegal, it probably is. so stay away from them or else.

-steer clear of trees. they're crafty and will do anything for revenge for the assault on their comrades.

(sorry for being un-serious. i may come about something serious later on.)

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." -Oscar Wilde, my gay hero. I frigging love him.